i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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