Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
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