I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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