And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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