I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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