i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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