So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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