fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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