ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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