she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
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