can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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