never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
