It's Friday. Sex?
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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