My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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