I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
They have beer where we have blood.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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