what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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