Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
