Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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