i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
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Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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