dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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