Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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