What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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