i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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