It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
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I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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