if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
my sisters under your porch take her home
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize