Will you blow on my dice?
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
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we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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