my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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