I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
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high people should be assigned attendants
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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