Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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