I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
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