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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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