Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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