So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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