I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
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If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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