you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
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whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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