i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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