So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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