You work out of a Hotel?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
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No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
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Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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