You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
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