Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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