Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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