You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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