how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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