I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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