I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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