Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
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I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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