we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
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Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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