You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
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