did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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