I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Randomize
