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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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