Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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