Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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