You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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