problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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