At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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