Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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