do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
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So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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